What does it mean to be a Hairless Ape? It’s more than just a T-shirt with the catchphrase.
It’s a way of looking at the world; a way of seeing failure as an opportunity to improve past our one-time best; seeing hardship and tragedy as lessons taught in pain, sweat, and blood;
viewing our small community as our TRIBE. And our tribalism as something to be professed and propagated; a way of seeing mortal life as a challenge to be bested; to be competed against, holding nothing back. Seeing our inner and outer strengths as our faith and depending on ourselves and our skills to be the things we count on when the challenges of life seem to be winning.
Our unique perspective is that we need to get back to the natural order of things. Strengthening our bodies with hard work.
Strengthening our minds by seeking and gaining knowledge wherever we find it,
and attacking our passions and our lives with these true strengths.
Knowing we only live each day, we are present in the moment and
we find ways to make the most of every day.
We fight hard, we love harder, and we don’t stop until they throw dirt on us.
HAIRLESS APE CONSPIRACY
It’s a way of looking at the world; a way of seeing failure as an opportunity to improve past our one-time best; seeing hardship and tragedy as lessons taught in pain, sweat, and blood;
viewing our small community as our TRIBE. And our tribalism as something to be professed and propagated; a way of seeing mortal life as a challenge to be bested; to be competed against, holding nothing back. Seeing our inner and outer strengths as our faith and depending on ourselves and our skills to be the things we count on when the challenges of life seem to be winning.
Our unique perspective is that we need to get back to the natural order of things. Strengthening our bodies with hard work.
Strengthening our minds by seeking and gaining knowledge wherever we find it,
and attacking our passions and our lives with these true strengths.
Knowing we only live each day, we are present in the moment and
we find ways to make the most of every day.
We fight hard, we love harder, and we don’t stop until they throw dirt on us.
HAIRLESS APE CONSPIRACY